Slim had to hire me to write his biography because when tasked with it himself, he simply wrote “just some guy with entirely too much access to a microphone.”
During our interview for writing information and inspiration, it seemed foreign to Slim why anyone would care about his personal life or perceived accomplishments. Truly, it was the start of the hardest-to-write biography I’ve ever worked on. The only thing he felt was important to say was that the tropical fish that he and his wife keep in their home in Bonita Springs, FL are, in fact, roommates and not pets.
Believe it or not, I learned a lot from our time together and I find myself better for it. With that, I give you his official bio:
Slim is—really—just some guy with entirely too much access to a microphone… and that’s a great thing.
Some guy with entirely too much access to a typewriter
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