Self-proclaimed “entirely mediocre” artist, musician, and entertainer who has devoted his life to having adventures and collecting stories and memories all across the globe, using music, comedy and art to reach others and spread a message of love and unity.

Slim lives in Bonita Springs, FL with his wife of pushing 15 years, Laura and a bunch of fish they have as roommates.

(Basically, I’m just some dude who desperately doesn’t wanna work at a desk. My sole joy in life is in eliciting emotions from others. True, honest, genuine emotions. That’s why I do what I do. Also, I love you. – SLIM)

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