Slim had to hire me to write his biography because when tasked with it himself, he simply wrote “just some guy with entirely too much access to a microphone.”

During our interview for writing information and inspiration, it seemed foreign to Slim why anyone would care about his personal life or perceived accomplishments. Truly, it was the start of the hardest-to-write biography I’ve ever worked on. The only thing he felt was important to say was that the tropical fish that he and his wife keep in their home in Bonita Springs, FL are, in fact, roommates and not pets.

Believe it or not, I learned a lot from our time together and I find myself better for it. With that, I give you his official bio:

Slim is—really—just some guy with entirely too much access to a microphone… and that’s a great thing.

Respectfully,
Some guy with entirely too much access to a typewriter

 

Here’s what some people you’ve never heard of have said about Slimtronic5k:

– Bam Bam
The Away Team

“…Slimtronic5000 is poetic insanity on a six string…”

– Brad “The Bishop” Thompson
Music and Comedy Legend

“As the sounds of Slimtronic5k draw you in, his true ability becomes revealed as he quietly paralyzes your senses. His fingerprint gently burns itself into your mind; leaving you hypnotized as the music consumes you.”

– Matthew Gillian
Sandstone Mountain Productions, Opry Star Spotlight

“Logic dictates that if indeed a picture is worth a thousand words, then Slimtronic5000 would be considered the Rosetta Stone of the new breed of music and entertainment professionals.”

– Taylor Dupree Brewington
Writer, Philosopher, Gentleman of Refined Taste

“Slimtronic5k’s hair is not actually hair, it is just an extension of his brain that gives him the increased neural space to rock and roll.”

– David “Lando” Landers
Musician, Poet, Producer, Lighthouse

“As a whole, Slimtronic5k represents good in times of evil. Slimtronic5k himself—not his music—is the true anomaly.“